whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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