I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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