She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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