I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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