rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
there is glitter all over my balls
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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