Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Do you still have your period?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
