Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just pee around me
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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