the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think a kid would responsible me up
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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