My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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