STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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