I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
