Dual....:-)
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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