in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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