Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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