...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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