remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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