ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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