Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
