I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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