i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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