But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
