accomplished twins. life is a go
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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