But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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