ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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