You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
