i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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