i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
