Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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