Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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