he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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