i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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