So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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