i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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