remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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