If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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