Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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