YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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