I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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