so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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