eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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