we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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