your thong is hanging out like whoa
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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