a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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