Non-Jews are for practice
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
