dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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