and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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