I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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