you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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