he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
