How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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