Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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