How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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