You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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