Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Sacagawea was the original milf.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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