He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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