either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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