Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I want to make a zoo with you.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Randomize
