i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
he had hair everywhere except his balls
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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