its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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